Dock your iPhone 4S into ThinkGeek’s new IRIS 9000 voice control module, just make sure it doesn’t have access to your pod-bay doors.
On paper, the IRIS 9000 is pretty straightforward — once the iPhone is in place, just carry around the included remote, and go about your business. Whenever you need Siri to schedule an appointment, hit the button on the remote and let your request fly.
Combining Siri’s unwavering desire to be helpful (even when murder is involved) with the HAL’s iconic red eye is bound to send a chill down the spines of even the hardiest sci-fi fans.
Also, did you know “Siri” is “Iris” spelled backwards? I never thought about it until now.